Mister Radical Randy and Church seem to call out sport bike riders while completely disregarding the blatant heavy drinking and sloppy riding habits of their actual paying(drinking) customers. If they want to do something for the public safety they should close their outside bar or implement a strict 2 beer per person alcohol limit. An even better idea would be to require helmets and safety gear which are not skull caps and leather vests.  As many have pointed out. This place promotes drinking and riding. Mister Randy’s description of the accident is also highly inaccurate and shows too much empathy towards the woman who caused the accident saying: “I can only imagine what that seventeen year old girl felt like when she got her back end bashed in”. This foolish young  woman got “her back end bashed in”  only after NOT checking for oncoming traffic (or somehow missing the sight and sound of FIVE motorcycles) and suddenly pulling out into the right lane from a U-turn and slamming on her brakes rather than accelerating severely injuring several riders.

Another funny story which gives an example of why Radical Randy and Mr. Church are deflecting their problems onto sport bike riders and not the drunks they help create;  the week of the accident I was attending and a runner up in the best bike contest was in the bathroom fall over drunk shouting about how he is part of the free-masons.  He then talked about how Obama is going to take away our motorcycles. He claimed that fuel injection was part of the plot.  He even enlightened me to the “FACT” that there is a highway being built through the USA Canada and Mexico in preparation of all three countries becoming one as part of the NWO… Rewarding the drunks with trophies; awesome.

Another point of complaint from these two clowns is noise “especially those sport bikes going ding-ding-ding-ding”. This is idiotic. I ride a 100+ hp; 1000cc V-twin sport bike with a shortened custom exhaust which I consider to be very loud.  The reason for this of course is to make my presence known to inept 17 year old drivers who do things like not looking before they make U-turns . Even with this system the sound I make pales in comparison to a 100cu 47hp land beast operated by a drunken rider(with a trophy) stumbling out os QSL’s bike night. The truth is most Japanese inline 4 motorcycle engines sound like electric razors when revved up not the ear shattering bellow from an ancient tech cruiser.

Fear the sport-bike rider taking away our bike nights and liquor licenses by revving their engines and riding fast, but never mind all this alcohol we are selling to (drunken) Idiots on motorcycles…

This is footage I took on my way to QSL. The guy on the ground is a friend of mine who I actually got my Motorcycle endorsement with. I even gave him a ride to the dealership to pick up that bike. 

Radical Randy’s rant (a few minutes in)

A tongue in cheek letter I sent to QSL management

“I was offended by last wed’s MC suggesting that sport bike riders were responsible for a bad image by revving out engines and doing wheelies. I often head out on wed night with large groups of young (bathed) sport bike riders who purchase food and drink, but am shocked to see the number of cruiser riders wantonly drinking heavily and revving their obnoxiously loud 47 hp engines then swerving all over the roads drunk with their wrinkly old bleach blondes on the back of their air compressors. Sport bike riders seems to comprise a very large percentage of your clients at bike night. Especially on summer nights when it is too hot for weekend warriors to be out riding. My friends and I may not buy as much alcohol as them but we do buy food and some drinks and mostly seem to wear protective gear beyond skull caps and leather vests. I would like to see your MC apologize for singling us out. I am not sure if it is jealousy or senility in old age brought on by not wearing a helmet in the sun, but I feel he should get on the microphone and apologize. I will be there next week waiting for this. Since I am suggesting things might I also suggest a personal hygiene policy for people entering bike night. So lets have all our fellow cruiser riders wear deodorant. A better policy would be all riders must wear helmets to enter bike night. I know I am saying all these mean things about radical randy, but on a positive note. When one of my female friends was creeped out by his awkward touching he did stop at her request. A true gentleman.



After completing my exhaust sealing and reinstall with Jeff (throughclawseyes). We changed out his license plate bracket. Added some music and posted this video.

Claws Youtube channel. Geekonamotorcycle’s channel.

04-10-11 WTF this asshole gave me a ticket!

I went to Clearwater beach today to watch the sunset. As I pulled up to where other bikers were getting parking tickets I asked the attendant where I could buy my parking pass. I parked the bike walked over and bought a parking pass and placed it as you can see on my bike in plain view of the meter bastard. I went and enjoyed the sunset with the added bonus of getting to listen and watch a Jazz band with a really good looking singer on the beach. I happily walked back to my bike which had almost 60 minutes left on its pass. I discovered a parking ticket on my throttle. Now I have to appear in Clearwater with my parking pass and receipt because the fanny-pack wearing asshole apparently can neither see a yellow parking pass on a blue bike or pay attention to me placing the pass on my bike right in front of his disgusting face.  Video below

Where my parking pass was located

Motherfucker seriously can not see this?

The sunset I should have enjoyed

The one and only04-07-11 Integrated tail light installation
This was not as easy as I thought it would be. As it turns out the plug was put together improperly at the factory. After much trouble shooting and many burnt fuses the problem was discovered and the solution is as presented in the video. Be sure to hit subscribe.

04-06-11 Very bad motorcycle accident on the way to QSL
Unfortunately this is not a lighthearted video
Best wishes go out to all those involved and their families.

This was shot on the way to Quaker steak and Lube in clearwater florida for bike night. We later found out that all the riders were seen racing as they left QSL. The road they took has many stop lights and is notorious for cage drivers pulling out in front of bikes.

  • Always wear your gear.
  • Never ride with an unsafe BAC
  • Always pay attention to the road.

03-29-11 Court Results

Posted: 03/29/2011 in Uncategorized

The one and only Court results for a red light ticket

175$ in court costs + 91$ of court costs no points no school and 120 days to pay


03-25-11Why I love My bike. Thump Thump Thump

– After replacing my regulator/Rectifier and wiring harness I took Exia for a test ride.

– I rode her naked for the first time.

-It’s the Thump Thump thump! Turn up your volume and bass.

So after fixing my cars alternator problem I finally had a moment to inspect my Bike. I took of the cowl and documented what I saw.

The first thing I need help (and ya’lls help is appreciated) with is building a parts list. Below are all the pictures I snapped. Are there any other tests I should run? It looks like I am going to need a complete wiring harness R/R and what else?

This is the forum post @ at Superhawkforums.com

Original video of the bike burning

Keep in Mind this is a 2000 Honda VTR1000f not an RC51

This is the hole that made it through my fairing.

Voltage measured at the battery

My Battery

Main Fuse 1

Main Fuse 2

R/R and wiring 1

R/R and wiring 2

R/R and wiring 3

R/R and wiring 4

R/R and wiring 5

R/R and Wiring 6

R/R and Wiring 7 – Close up of the wiring on the R/R

ECU ? – is this in the right place?

Unknown box 1 – What is this?

Unknown box 2 – What is this box? It seems like it does not belong

Unknown box 3 – The connector going into the box

Watching the clouds float by

Enjoying life on a hot day


Watching the clouds float by

Enjoying life on a hot day

Just watch the video…
-March has been one of the worst possible months in my recorded history
-My bike broke.
– The dealer denied fixing it
– I fixed it.
– My grandma died.
– Japan got destroyed.
– My license got suspended.
– I paid several hundreds of dollars in fees from everybody everywhere.
– I got my license back.
– My bike caught on fire.
– I am still single.

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Update 03-21-11
Some pics below. The adjuster called today but since I am working I could not talk. I will probably have an inspection on wed so we will see what her fate is from there.